Month: December 2011

  • An Overwrought Analogy And A Funny Gaming Website

    For a few years, I lived in an above-the-garage apartment. It had an overhanging deck at the back, with a set of stairs leading up to it from ground level. A couple summers ago, for reasons I cannot remember, one evening I came home with a wet set of clothes, including blue jeans.

    What I do remember is that the weather was hot, cloudless, and relentlessly sunny. I just laid out the clothes over the railing, putting some sort of improvised weight on them to keep them from blowing away.

    Then, in classic Eric Bailey fashion, I forgot they were out there, largely because I was rarely out on the deck.

    As a result, days or maybe a couple weeks later, I finally got around to retrieving the formerly wet set of clothes. The result was interesting: The parts of the jeans that were directly exposed to sunlight were faded into a very light color. Considering the haphazard way in which I had laid them out, the effect was by no means symmetrical or orderly; what I now had, undesirably, was a pair of jeans with a wildly two-toned look that varied between a classic blue tone and an almost-white pallor in wide swaths.

    Since these were jeans that fit me and had no holes, I was a little saddened. In my eyes, they were ruined. They looked startlingly different, and very chaotic, not appealing to my eyes and certainly, I would guess, not standing much of a chance at a favorable view by anyone else either.

    Eventually, on a whim, and possibly due to being behind on laundry, I wore them out. As in, in public. Like, people actually saw me wearing this weird pair of two-tone, sun-faded, crazy-lookin’ jeans.

    And?

    They liked ‘em. I actually got complimented on what they believed was a hip, chic style choice. Even my then-girlfriend, now my wife, gave an approving nod.

    Here I was with what at one time had been just an average pair of blue jeans, then accidentally changed into what I thought was a horror, but in truth was now enjoyed more fondly than before.

    Why can’t more things in life work out that way?

    Of course, now they have holes in them and I likely need to get rid of the pair, so maybe I should not drag the analogy out too far.

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    Just a quick plug for what has, for a while now, been among my favorite gaming websites: Flailthroughs, a blog dedicated to chronicling the adventures of a team of gamers who play Japanese games… without knowing the Japanese language. Check it out. Enjoy. Spread the word.

  • Something Fun To Say:

    I am more sure of the existence of God than I am of the existence of you.

  • Tim Tebow, Graphing Calculators, Knock Knock Jokes

    Three quick hits and an afterthought:

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    Chuck Klosterman’s thoughts on Tim Tebow: Here. Some of the most honest, objective, insightful stuff I’ve read about the Tebow phenomenon.

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    This xkcd comic is awesome, and shows how computer technology has advanced, especially in regards to getting cheaper — yet, suspiciously, graphing calculators have hardly made the same progress…

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    My picks for the Top 10 Best Knock Knock Jokes ever.

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    In about three hours, I am going to endure my first live podcast interview. I have been interviewed before, but always recorded and edited before the piece actually airs. Now, while I am confident in my conversational skills, and have been appropriately briefed on the topics we will be covering, I am still somewhat nervous. If anything, though, I’m just glad my hobby life is getting somewhere.

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